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The Booty Call Agreement

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A friend of mine sent this to me the other day and I thought it was funny so I thought I'd put it up!!! 

          ~*The Booty Call Agreement*~

This pre booty call agreement here in after referred to as "the agreement".  This agreement shall cover the following rules and principles, is entered on date, year between name and name.
1. No sleeping over unless it's very good and we need to repeat in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner and drinks before the event of the evening.
3. No calls, before or after, no time, we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that love making shit, just ruff hard core sex.
5. No emotional discussions. (examples: where are we headed with this? do you love me?) The answer is NO so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance (thats why you are called the booty call) unless you are from out of town, then its only one time advanced agreement.
7. All gifts excepted.  Money is always good.
8. No baby talk, however dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers, its really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with benefits" we are not friends, its just sex.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is okay, so dont be offended.
12. No extra clothing or jewelry. I dont want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex, its over so get your ass up and leave.
14. Dont be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it, I really don't care.
15. You can't borrow money or get a ride in my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response is name, my roommates girlfriends friend.
17. Doggie style is preferred, just bend over and take it in both places.  Oral sex and swallowing upon ejaculation is preferred.
18. Reason for doggie style, the less contact the better.
19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes me so stop calling, your not supposed to have my number.
20. The most important one, NO condoms, No fucking? then take your ass else where.
21. Bring your own drinks, Im not a liquor store.
22. No phone use please!  I don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass, call a taxi cab from the pay phone.
Extra tips for successful booty call...take the pill or get the shot.  Do not expect your pussy sucked, do not tell your friends, unless you plan to bring them along.
The above rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement.  If the other party or parties attempts to change or alter any terms of this agreement, it will automatically be null and void and you will be removed from the call list and deleted from phone memory and e-mail lists.  You will be blocked from all communications until your ass can understand and follow the rules.
Participating Party                       Participating Party
Name           Date                          Name             Date

made especially by: ME!!!!